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no. i dont say cunt every other post

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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Biography Why d u want to know bout me.

 

Well neway,

 

Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.

 

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE "RANDOM" BEN????

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Jay said:

benrostwood said:

no. i dont say cunt every other post

 

you do look like one though

 

that was the kebab u smothered on my face last nite in bed

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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You absolute massive twat.

 

Your shocking. Absolutely shocking.

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Biography Why d u want to know bout me.

 

Well neway,

 

Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.

 

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE "RANDOM" BEN????

See this is the thing I hate about people who claim to be random. This tosser has obviously spent alot of time thinking up this very [censored] little story so its not random, its just [censored] sad.

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AGREED!

 

I find the word repulsive, and i actually have a lower opinion of people who use the word (in a NON-joking way)

 

 

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Sure is!!!

 

Oh, im not comin NEC now cos of that comment grumpy.gif

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