How to call the police

[Ginge]

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up

to bed when his wife

told him that he'd left the light on in the garden

shed, which she could see

from the bedroom window. George opened the back

door to go turn off the

light but saw that there were people in the shed

stealing things. He phoned

the police, who asked "Does someone live in your

shed?" and he said no. Then

they said that all patrols were busy, and that he

should simply lock his

door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung

up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

 

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because

there were people in my

shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now

cause I've just shot them

all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three

police cars, an Armed

Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the

Phillips residence. Of

course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you

said that you'd shot

them!" George said, "I thought you said there was

nobody available!"

 

(True Story)

[Spunkmonkey]

....true story huh