Toy Train

[Mad_Clubber]

>A mother was working in the kitchen

>>> >listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new

>>> >electric train in the living room. She heard the

>>> >train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of

>>> >bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause

>>> >this is the last stop! And all of you sons of

>>> >bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the

>>> >train...cause we're going down the tracks." The

>>> >horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't

>>> >use that kind of language in this house. Now I want

>>> >you to go to your room and you are to stay there for

>>> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

>>> >train...but I want you to use nice language." Two

>>> >hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and

>>> >resumed playing with his train. Soon the train

>>> >stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All

>>> >passengers, please remember to take all of your

>>> >belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip

>>> >was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us

>>> >again soon." She heard her little darling

>>> >continue... "For those of you just boarding,

>>> >remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope

>>> >you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with

>>> >us today." As the mother began to smile, the child

>>> >added, "For those of you who are pissed off about

>>> >the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."