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I just thougt I'ld let you know that this strange sheep has been talking to me on your msn trying to get me to shag him with a strap on or something

 

I dunno who he is but I thought maybe you can keep a look out at your pc as I don't think h has your permission..

 

cheers

 

call me if you have any problems

 

steph

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Really!? Thanks for letting me know, I'll try and find out who's responsible. mad.gif

 

Hope you didnt get offended sad.gif

 

 

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I'm ok

 

he was very persistant

 

In the end I felt very intruded I got goosebumps

 

sheeps can be like that sometimes

 

this keeps happening to me blink.gif

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It must have been one randy sheep.

 

so was you tempted?

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a little actually

 

he made it sounds good

 

but have to remember i have a boyfriend now you know

 

can't be going off with any tom, dick or sheep who I meet can i?

 

Its not the way to conduct yourself

 

 

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This is true, its very important to stay loyal your other half.

 

however if you felt tempted, you may want to discuss it with him as he may also be tempted.

 

If i come across this randy animal, would you like me to give him a message?

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Aaron do you know him or something?

 

You make it sound like you do....

 

 

I'm really not interested

 

I only shag humans - Mighht be able to set him up with a mate though

 

(little miss McCall here)

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failing that lead the sheep in to a false sense of security & then *wham* knock it over the head, kill it & make your fella a nice lambs wool jumper tongue.gif

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unfortunatly i have no idea who he is, i've just come in from the pub and found all these comings and goings sad.gif

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QUOTE (Lisa @ Jul 24 2004, 18:29)
failing that lead the sheep in to a false sense of security & then *wham* knock it over the head, kill it & make your fella a nice lambs wool jumper tongue.gif

and use the rest for dinner wink.gif

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QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 24 2004, 18:31)
QUOTE (Lisa @ Jul 24 2004, 18:29)
failing that lead the sheep in to a false sense of security & then *wham*  knock it over the head, kill it & make your fella a nice lambs wool jumper tongue.gif

and use the rest for dinner wink.gif

excatly, a woolie jumper & a lamb meal, what more could a guy ask for tongue.gif

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guys do u think we might be taking this too far?

 

i mean

 

it's a sheep that can type - it must be clever....

 

we can't eat him

 

can we.....?

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why not?? uhm.gif or we could sell him for a good price to a science lab unsure.gif

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Clever sheep or not, it seems to be a menace to society with its raging hormones, i will be sure to get the axe if i see it trotting around.

 

Steph, did this sheep give you a name?

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