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Why is it rude to lick your knife?


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although she may give the same reason as my mum used to when i asked her "why"

 

She would reply, "Because i said so!" which is hardly a good justification is it? lol

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QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 25 2004, 13:29)
although she may give the same reason as my mum used to when i asked her "why"

She would reply, "Because i said so!" which is hardly a good justification is it? lol

so true!!

 

mind you if you were an annoying child you would probably reply to that with

 

"why????"

 

because I do!

 

why???

 

because Im your mother!!

 

 

why????

 

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most table manners and other rules come about due to common sense that children would not know about at a very early age as their knives aren't particularly sharp

 

let them lick a steak knife and say goodbye to their tongue

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (Dawn @ Jul 25 2004, 17:22)
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incapability to use a knife and fork properly

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (Dawn @ Jul 25 2004, 17:22)
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I lick my knife when it's got some nice barbeque sauce on it.

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jul 25 2004, 19:14)
QUOTE (Dawn @ Jul 25 2004, 17:22)
Why would anyone want to lick there knife  yeahrite.gif

I lick my knife when it's got some nice barbeque sauce on it.

barbeque sauce from mac donalds is so nice, but ya dont have a knife there do ya rolleyes.gif

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