You are cordially invited to Sheridan's birthday celebrations this Saturday. The program includes beers in central london, followed by a comedy club then back to Sheridan's in the small hours for a crack on.

 

He'd be delighted if you could come because you're "cool".

 

R.S.V.P.

 

i will go. tell him cheers.

 

no homosexual overtones though please.

 

 

You'll be lucky, he's a hommer. He will leave you alone though as he has a new boyfriend.

 

I'd watch out for Chris though, he's a fucking nightmare. Well funny, I think you'll have some good banter if you don't kill him.

 

i'm not gay.

No, you're Jay.

 

I'm not gay.

Edited July 28, 200420 yr by Kether

 

no. you're kether.

 

glad thats cleared up (the gay thing, not your cock rot)

 

(although I am glad its cleared up)

 

(Not in a gay way though)

I love parenthesis (quite a bit).

 

so do i (not as much as i like crisps though)

They really are a fantasic - if sometimes overused - literary device.