Ladies, ever been with a lad with..

[Lisa]

a huge penis????? & did you take the full length??

[Mark 2]

Who's going to risk saying "yes" and have to put up with the bucket muff jokes

[Lisa]

I did ask if they took the length or not, so there maybe some of us who have actually been presented with a huge donger

[Mark 2]

Have you been presented with a huge donger and taken the lot?

[Lisa]

yes, saw a guy with a biggen & politely said fook off so no didnt take it

[Guest Kether]

I have it on good authority that Lisa's resembles a donkey's yawn.

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 29 2004, 00:36)

I have it on good authority that Lisa's resembles a donkey's yawn.

even goes eeeeeeeeeeeee orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Guest Kether]

Your fanny farts resemble a fog horn!

[Lisa]

yep, great for clubbing too *honk honk*

[Guest Kether]

At least you'd never got lost in the crowd or in a dark corner.

[Lisa]

nope just honk away

[Guest Kether]

You'd be handy to have at dance valley or at a rave.

 

Horn Crew!

[Lisa]

got offered a job on a lighthouse too, but declined, you know how it is

[Mark 2]

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 29 2004, 00:36)

I have it on good authority that Lisa's resembles a donkey's yawn.

 

funniest thing ive heard today..

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Mark 2 @ Jul 29 2004, 00:49)

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 29 2004, 00:36) I have it on good authority that Lisa's resembles a donkey's yawn.   funniest thing ive heard today.. hahah laugh away c*nt