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had broadband connected this morning and im already having problems. my firewall and virus protection is not allowing it to access my PC, i have to go into both, shut them down and start over again.......but i cant keep them shut down BTW.....whoever said it takes 10 minuits to install was a bloody liar

But on the other hand it's quiet big!

Two sharks were swimming around in the sea when one said "what do you fancy for lucnh today?" to which the other replied, "oh, i think i'll just have a nice bit of fish, what about you?".. to which they repiled "oh, i were thinking of swimming down to morcambe, to get me a bit of chinese"... *ahem*

Sorry...I think this is HIGHLY amusing.

been out once in 2 months and now i'm £250 in debt. i need a new job and/or house. i cant live like this

> > > SPEEDING TICKET > > > A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if > > > he could see her license. > > > She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. > > > Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it > > > to you!" ............................................. > > > EXPOSURE > > > A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right > > > breast hanging out. > > > A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could > > > …

Yes, am stuck in Brazil working! Ok, I cant complain at the cheap beer, food and women and the fact is is sunny and bout 30 degrees everyday, but I miss my Pints of cool stella, the wonderful british climate....NOT!! But am missing clubbing, as they dont seem to be much where I am. By much, I mean none!!! So whats happening back in the UK?

VALENTINES

This should brighten *anyones* day up...unbelievably cute little carrots (yes carrots) singing a little valentines song...erm...not quite sure exactly what it's all about but it's insanely happy...apart from one possibly sad bit where a carrot goes on a plate and gets all upset...then his carrot pals come and rescue him with another verse of loved-up happiness...Woo! http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0401/299534.html

You can get Bengali, Indian, Madagascarn and even Nepalese, how come you never see them. Don't they eat?

Lol

Notts Uni student sellers her vaginity on e-bay wish i thought of that seriously tho this has got me thinking: * if shes a female uni student and is desperate enough to loose her virginity on e-bay, then shes got to be utterly repulsive to look at * £5000 (which she was sold for) is a nice amount of money to go towards the student loan * what kinda bloke would pay £5000 for a shag. She really doesn’t know what shes getting herself in for. He could be an ugly 80-year-old schizophrenic serial killer for all she knows. * legal issues – surly this is classed as prostitution? It cant be legal! did anyone else hear about this?

For those that don't know, Greek drains aren't large enough to cop with toilet paper so they throw it away instead. One of my housem8s is greek and whilst he does the correct thing and removes it down the toilet, his family have been staying over the last few days and have been depositing their used toilet paper in a bin next to the loo. And its just plain gross. No need for it here. (Rant over)

I miss my long hair

omg what a nite sittin here at bonnie and clydes all fooked he he was teally good to see everyone last nite we dont meet up as much as all of us should!!!!! crill well what i say!!!!! have my baby turnips!!!! jilly sorry babe about having to go as the bus was coming at 5!! liam reallty good to meet you at last drew you foook ead lol steph good to see you bab (with the badge on lol) lol dawny paula rich always a pleasure!!!!!!!! colin legend as always!!!!!! james and maria good to see you both out together,same as jay and nina your all top people hahhahaha hope you got home alrite si you looked a bit battere…

is the nicest thing in the whole wide world!! outta the tin to!MMMmmmm.....

Just bought another cdj1000 off ebay (and a cdj800 that i dont need but thats not the point) Bens 4 deck mix coming soon (Give me a week or so to get used to using 4) Will defo have it done for next Bionic (1st weekend in March) for ne1 coming down to that.

Here you go guys, a little taster until all my pics are up...

Hi you bunch of bums, nice to see you all back again. Yes i know i fucked up on my name, need to change it to just 'Bushy' i've pm'd james so hopefully be done soon!

After the amp that was supposed to come with my speakers had one channel gone and it had never been used, and then was lost by the richer sounds fixing people, I finally have my new amp. Brought it back from my dads today. Its a cambridge audio Azur 640A Plugged it in as soon as i got back and found that it changes the vlume all by itself. When i put it on too loud it brings the volume down to stop it overloading (which i nevertheless have allready done ) Finally i have an amp to serve my speakers justice. Awesome sound and the speaker cable i cudnt use on my old amp without removing banana plugs (pain in the arse to get back on) completes the effect. …

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then visit this site send a valentines day poem via email anonymously (free), have the said poem sent to ur loved one (2 designs) by mail, or with a copy of a book of poetry. NB only email version is free

Errm .. Hi anyway

What's the similarity between Gareth Gates and Dr Harold Shipman? Neither of them can finish a sentence.

that must have been heavy surgery u've undergone to make you look like this:

probably out of date milk. Prob not good idea but there was no other milk. Will let u know how i feel tomorrow

I collect Zippo lighters. I've got over 10 (been slowly building them up). But in the last week, I've spent over £200 on two lighters alone! (Both from the Vietnam war and very cool). But do I need my head examined? Both will become more valuable as time goes on, but I've just spent that kind of money on lighters when I'm buying a new house and car in the same two weeks! Help!

I am quite suprised of what I have suddenly become capable of. In terms of, my mind, how it works. My thoughts, how I think. Iv started writtig up a document in my own time about things in general. i.e Life / the world / war / people etc.. I thnk as the years go on and you get older you get clued up about alot of things that happen in your life and the things that happen aroudn you. You sum things up and put 2 and 2 together and you ome to some sort of consluion about why things happen etc ! Anyways - I have been quite proud of myself this last week and it made me think and analyze alot of things. And now I am comosing me own "book" so to sp…

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in 1 week u've got halfway to 1000 posts. thats about the same as ikon achieved in 6 months