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is that "Smut forum rules, man!" stylee? or "don't do this" [censored] erm COCK CUNT TWAT SUCK CUM DRIP CLAIRE DC yea

New Member Everyone welcome our newest member, DJGRH! *bored*

Yes y'all! Touching down to let everyone know about the plans for our next Riot! Bank Holiday session on Sunday 24th August! Kicking off at 1500hrs on the day at The End, West Central St, London, we'll be going extreme with the ultimate line-up for those serious about their music! HARDHOUSE HEAVEN; IAN M, ED REAL, BK, KARIM, *TING, DANNY GILLIGAN BAR RIOT!; IGNITION CREW vs GODSKITCHEN FUTURE PHUNK & LIVE SAX BY MR TOMMY SHOWTIME! I don't need to emphasise just how phat this party is gonna be, but I can go one step further to give you all double the reason to get their early to reserve your place on the dancefloor! RIOT! AFTERPARTY AT HEA…

boo! just a lil baord. shoulsd be going to bed really but i thought i'd stay up and FAO u so u look and feel all popular

cuz blink said his was blank and i'm 99% sure its not. so basically could u get ur cd to play?

my global photos are being uploaded just now. this is the best by far....

Who said yu were alowed out ? GET HOME AND GET ON MSN

do u have broadband?

Copy Mr Happy and have conversation with yourself...

put name below. (will now get accused of dropping hints) need a mass mashup this weekend

How does bob marley like his doughnuts? Wi' jam 'in.

> A bloke is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little > perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. > > The guy says aloud "Bloody hell!. I wonder what happened to this parrot? > > The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot". > > "Holy smoke", the bloke replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" > > "I got every word", says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, > thoroughly educated bird." > > "Oh yeah?", the bloke asks, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your > perch without any feet?" > > "Well", the parrot says, "this is ver…

Patrick had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Patrick replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Patrick spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. …

omg how appropriate!

That text I sent you today - ignore it - I thought you were e:mailing it to me hahaha oops

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was >walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his >congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't happy. He >walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. >"Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my >congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" >"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald >stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend >realised that she'd had far too much to drink and > >grabbed her arms to…

it is not funny. that is all. alasdair

Could all of those that are gonna be audtioning for us please PM me or phone me regarding entry to Wildchild.I need to compile a list of definate entrys b4 the night. Also those of you who have asked for tickets can you contact me asap as they are going fast, ill bring em with me to No Limits @The Fridge this sat so ya can get em then.

Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realised that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realised that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with…

A beautiful, well endowed young lady goes to her local pet store. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: 'Oral Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions)'. The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one please" The man packaged the frog and says, "Make sure you follow the instructions carefully". The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon a she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions and reads them: 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on…

SLUUUUUTTTT Sorry my mate keeps giving me tests..last night gay-o-meter tonight slut lol...dunno if hes trying to tell me something i got 72% lol.

The Riot! Crew are planning on taking a coach to Magna 7 from London. However, we need to fill it first! If you or your friends want a place please e-mail us today to reserve a space and receive information on prices and pick-up! riot_crew@btconnect.com Thanks, The Riot! Crew... RIOT! BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL: SUNDAY 24TH AUGUST FEAT: BK, KARIM, ED REAL, IAN M & MANY MORE! www.element-7.com/riot

Look at the line up for it does anyone know if this clashes with any other big nights?? i have to go..that line up is amazing!!

I was listening to Radio Five earlier, and they said "news reports are coming in of a bomb attack on George Bush's plane" Nothing more was said for about 10 minutes, and then they said "Some of you may have noticed that I haven't mentioned any more about a news story, and I am not allowed to say anything" There is no report of anything on the BBC website. Did anyone else hear anything like this?

Hi all, This has nothing to do with CTW, but as it was sugested to me that all the people that know about this stuff puts posts in ere I thought I would ask. Without trying to advertise another site, can anyone tell me where to get FREE web hosts that support PHP & MySQL? I am currently using Blueyonder but they don't support MySQL. Can anyone help? Kris Kelly

does any one no who j968 is?? also if your reading this stop [censored] messageing me on msn!!! i have never met you and i dont know who you are!!!!!!

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it... and now im like god i need a hard [censored] its driving me maaaaaaad. Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

Hey all, Well what a birthday!!! (for those of you who don't know, it was on the 6th). Celebrated in the sun on Bournemouth beach and got a call from Glitz_Chick to tell me we are off to Ibiza on Friday 8th for Radio One Weekend...happy birthday!!! Bring it fooking on!!! Flight departed on at 6 in the am on Friday and got to our destination at about 9ish. Slapped on the sun cream and hit the beach which was rammed with the fittest men I have ever seen . Sunned for a bit before heading over to the radio one escapades at the Windmill on San An Bay. It was stomping. Fergie played a brlliant set to finish it off at a 11pm and our adventure for Friday night be…