A beautiful, well endowed young lady goes to her local pet store. As

she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:

'Oral Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with

complete instructions)'. The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one please"

 

The man packaged the frog and says, "Make sure you follow the

instructions carefully". The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.

 

As soon a she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the

instructions and reads them:

1. Take a shower

2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

3. Slip into a sexy short nightie.

4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down

there'.

 

She quickly takes her shower, selects her sexiest negligee, splashes

on her favourite perfume, gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs

and to her surprise - nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated

and upset.

 

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper,

it says in small print: 'If you have any problems or questions, please

call the pet store'. So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says,

"I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over".

 

Within fifteen minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there". The man, looking very concerned, pics up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:

 

"Now listen to me! - I'm only going to show you how to do this one more

time!!!!!"