Are there really that many of you out there ? I mean I must get about 5 emails a day about Penis Enlargement Schemes ???! And no i dont have a problem - even my sisters and other female friends get these emails. They are sooooooooooo annoying but for them to send out so many must mean there is a huuge market for this ?! *CONFUSED

Maybe Maria is trying to hint at what she is going to get you for Xmas!!

I don't think there's a HUGE demand for it, but I've gotten a lot of e-mails of guys with teeny weeny penises. Its kind of funny actually. Also some guys want to be even bigger than what they are. A friend of mine slept with a guy who has a small dickey and when she told us about it we all had a nice laugh. I know we are mean bitches but oh well.

SexxiBunni said:

I don't think there's a HUGE demand for it, but I've gotten a lot of e-mails of guys with teeny weeny penises. Its kind of funny actually. Also some guys want to be even bigger than what they are. A friend of mine slept with a guy who has a small dickey and when she told us about it we all had a nice laugh. I know we are mean bitches but oh well.

 

She swore she wouldn't tell...that bitch! well no more welfare for her!

I also get these e:mails - and each time i pull down my pants to see if i have got a cock and two bollox.

 

To my surprise - im all fanny.

Maria said:

I also get these e:mails - and each time i pull down my pants to see if i have got a cock and two bollox.

 

To my surprise - im all fanny.

 

To your surprise?

ANDY_WHITBY said:

SexxiBunni said:

I don't think there's a HUGE demand for it, but I've gotten a lot of e-mails of guys with teeny weeny penises. Its kind of funny actually. Also some guys want to be even bigger than what they are. A friend of mine slept with a guy who has a small dickey and when she told us about it we all had a nice laugh. I know we are mean bitches but oh well.

 

She swore she wouldn't tell...that bitch! well no more welfare for her!

 

You admitting to having a small one then andy?!

MrFart said:

Maria said:

I also get these e:mails - and each time i pull down my pants to see if i have got a cock and two bollox.

 

To my surprise - im all fanny.

 

To your surprise?

I chased up on one of these emails and I am very pleased with the results. Dont knock them.

CreamyC said:

I chased up on one of these emails and I am very pleased with the results. Dont knock them.

People will believe anything if they have paid after a hard sell

CreamyC said:

I chased up on one of these emails and I am very pleased with the results. Dont knock them.

 

I'll second that Kev, i also got a feeling that Clubbin_si has gone there too, as wel as Mr Moo, but he's been Twice! he needed it!

Bushy said:

CreamyC said:

I chased up on one of these emails and I am very pleased with the results. Dont knock them.

 

I'll second that Kev, i also got a feeling that Clubbin_si has gone there too, as wel as Mr Moo, but he's been Twice! he needed it!

 

unfortunately, that pump tube was to big for me!

SarahPvc said:

 

 

You admitting to having a small one then andy?!

 

yeah, i can only just reach my mouth now.

ANDY_WHITBY said:

SarahPvc said:

 

 

You admitting to having a small one then andy?!

 

yeah, i can only just reach my mouth now.

 

Your head screws off?????? Er... Maybe I should re-phrase? Or just hide?

None of you have big ones, trust me. You lying fools, I'm the biggest knob round here.