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WANTED- FIT GIRL TO ATTEND WEDDINGS

russelldust
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I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings:

 

sense of humour essential

must like music (if not why are you on ctw?)

intelligence above the level of a slug helpful

 

Good dinners out will be supplied

Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

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    Surely at weddings you try to pull one of the bridesmaids?

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    As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

    My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

    I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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    perhaps, but a lot of the bridesmaid's are getting into dodgy cradle snatcher territory (and my police record is largely unblemished at the current time).

     

    Why is Kev the expect on fit/non-fit girls? (does he keep photos of all and sundry on ctw?)

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    QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 11 2004, 11:07 AM)
    Why is Kev the expect on fit/non-fit girls? (does he keep photos of all and sundry on ctw?)

    nooo...but some might say perv tongue.gif

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    QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 11 2004, 09:20 AM)
    I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings:

    sense of humour essential
    must like music (if not why are you on ctw?)
    intelligence above the level of a slug helpful

    Good dinners out will be supplied
    Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

    contact Ginge... he takes his digital camera out with him all the time and snaps away at fit girls!

     

    altho he prob wont have any contact details about them, he could print off a pic and u could say that ur girl couldnt come...

     

     

    its worth a second of a thought!

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    QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
    As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

    yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

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    QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 01:41 PM)
    QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
    As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

    yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

    tongue.gif INNIT!!!! tongue.gif

    Techno, Techno, Techno

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    The only fit girl I'll be bothered about at a wedding is my bride.

     

    You listening tidy tart? wink.gif

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    QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 01:41 PM)
    QUOTE (Tresh @ Feb 11 2004, 10:50 AM)
    As Kev will tell u, u'll be lucky to find a fit bird on here.

    yes.......cus we are all taken wub.gif

    ohmy.gif im not...

     

    HELLO BOYS! wink.gif

     

    nah i think ive been thru enuf ctw boys...

     

    unsure.gifohmy.giftongue.gif

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    QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Feb 11 2004, 02:57 PM)

    innocent.gif

    angel????????? far from it

     

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    QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 11 2004, 03:00 PM)
    QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Feb 11 2004, 02:57 PM)

    innocent.gif

    angel????????? far from it

     

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    yes.gif

     

    i like to think im an angel.... innocent.gif

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    you keep telling yourself that......everyone else knows the truth wink.gif

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