March 12, 200322 yr CTW Members everyone knows a different one so lets have your best... YOU'LL DO! LMAO! ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer
March 12, 200322 yr CTW Promotors In the words of clubbing si .... "Did you used to [censored] for Royal Mail?? Cos i can see you examining my packet!!" INCISION Leeds - 23rd Jan - Passion Records Tour Night!! Email: sarah@clubtheworld.com MSN: pvcsarah@hotmail.com Speed it UP - PLEASE!
March 12, 200322 yr CTW Members One i over heard at [censored]! "Is that a mirror in yr nickers?" "No, why?" "Coz I can see myself in them" ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer
March 12, 200322 yr CTW Members One i over heard at [censored]! "Is that a mirror in yr nickers?" "No, why?" "Coz I can see myself in them"
March 12, 200322 yr CTW Members "i can see me and u having mad passionate sex" "no u cant" "oh, my watch must be fast then" You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members I got a line if ya chat up line has failed... If you didnt have feet would you wear socks? Well what ya wearing a bra for then?
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members If a bloke said that to me they'd get a punch in the mouth! A good one i know is: 'The word of the day is legs.... so lets go outside and spread the word'
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten. Walks quietly but carries a big Fin. http://whosyadaddy.spookym.co.uk/personal/SB/subliminalmessages1.gif
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members the one i overheard was......... heres 20 pence fone your mum u aren't going home 2 nite i couldn't stop laughing Edited March 13, 200322 yr by Tina_g ************************************** When am i not horny 😉 😊 Msn Messanger:tina_g_ukc@hotmail.com Yahoo Messanger/Email ickle_cat_1981@yahoo.com **************************************
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines - Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man - Is this seat empty? Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet,we've only just met!!! Man - Your place or mine? Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,I don't give a [censored] where you go. Man - So, what do you do for a living? Woman - I'm a female impersonator. Man - That explains the moustache then! Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman - Unfertilised. Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass. Man - I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman - But would you stay there? Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. and this is the best........... Man - You're pretty Woman - Piss off. Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch
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