I was in London today and when coming up the Escalators form the underground, I felt a bit giddy.

 

Had a big coat on, a thick jumper and a vest on underneath. Had to carry a big bag with all me clothes in aswell. (Im emograting - I was just pickign my visa up in London).

 

As im going up the elevator - I get these 2 funny pains at the bottom of my back, either side. And it focking hurt I can tell thee !

 

Anyways, I was piping hot and all I could feel was my clothes STICKING to me I was so hot.

 

Then these pains kept on making my journey up the escaltors, hell. Started feeling giddy and heard some bells ringing. The escalator was packed (being the time of day that is was) and I had to SIT on the step of the escalator whilst everyone was right up my arse (mmmm) because I felt well off key and though I was going to faint.

 

Cut a long story short (haha), I didn;t faint, because I sat down just in time.

 

BUT..

 

..as the escalator got to the top (you know when the steps line up flat and parralel) and I didnt realise it. All of a sudden I was rising high, then all of a sudden it was the end of the conveyor belt (steps) and I went flying :'(

 

your suck a twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry

 

 

 

 

 

What were the pains?

QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Feb 12 2004, 03:41 PM)

your suck a twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said to myself "You are suck a cock maria !"

 

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 12 2004, 03:42 PM)

Sorry What were the pains?

 

 

The pains I always get when I know im guna faint !

 

Real ripping ones

aww u ok now hun??

 

that is quite funny tho..did anyone laugh??

 

i made a total TWAT of myself on the tube to milk on saturday morning

Did people stop, look and point at you while chortling aloud at your misfortune?

sorry but i'm gonna have visions of that all night now

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 12 2004, 03:42 PM) Sorry What were the pains?     The pains I always get when I know im guna faint !   Real ripping ones Dosent sound to good

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 12 2004, 03:42 PM) Sorry What were the pains?     The pains I always get when I know im guna faint !   Real ripping ones Dosent sound to good

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 12 2004, 03:47 PM)

Did people stop, look and point at you while chortling aloud at your misfortune?

I don;t know.

 

I didn't stay there long anough to notice :$

you were wearing a vest?

 

how sexy...

QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 12 2004, 03:52 PM)

you were wearing a vest? how sexy...

Not a Rasby Nezbit one you dick.

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 03:53 PM)

QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 12 2004, 03:52 PM) you were wearing a vest? how sexy... Not a Rasby Nezbit one you dick. That's Rab C Nesbit hun

QUOTE (neet @ Feb 12 2004, 03:59 PM)

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 12 2004, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (russelldust @ Feb 12 2004, 03:52 PM) you were wearing a vest? how sexy... Not a Rasby Nezbit one you dick. That's Rab C Nesbit hun Get out more !