I'd post a bomb to home address of each of my ex boyfriends

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(hey, I'm only joking! couldn't think of anything funny; unless you think bombs are funny, of course)

spunkmonkey said:

a letter to the pope..askin how long a piece of string was

Twice the length from one end to its middle

 

(Blink is NOT the pope)

 

OH, and .... Man posts himself

Blink said:

spunkmonkey said:

a letter to the pope..askin how long a piece of string was

Twice the length from one end to its middle

 

OooOoOO yeah !!

id post my kids away as far as possible, with no return address on

 

thats not a bad idea really

Captain_Cunted said:

Id post myself without and adress so I can see where all those parcels with no address go.

just watched the news some bloke packed himself in a 3ft by 4ft box and got his company to post him home in a bid to save costs on flights!! dozy cunt! cost company £350 in postage!!

luu_luu said:

id post my kids away as far as possible, with no return address on

 

thats not a bad idea really

 

 

love your thinking hon..... *runs of for sum shrink wrap*

at least do the responcerble parent thing and bubble wrap them

luu_luu said:

at least do the responcerble parent thing and bubble wrap them

 

 

that's brilliant

luu_luu said:

at least do the responcerble parent thing and bubble wrap them

 

well ofcourse, but shrink wrap first, less package, less on the pocket, innit!! Postage is expensive you know!!!

hahaha , send them second class, cheaper and takes longer

& we want NO return to sender!!!

id post myself down to karim

 

and put on the envelope 'Do not Bend'

 

hee hee

 

i keep putting that on the lil pressies i send down to sam

 

the joke is now not funny anymore!!

mistress_hoover said:

id post myself down to karim

 

and put on the envelope 'Do not Bend'

 

hee hee

 

i keep putting that on the lil pressies i send down to sam

 

the joke is now not funny anymore!!

 

yeh hon, but downside is, is Karim gonna want you?? He may well if you were male!!

i give good head??

 

maybe that might convince him

 

lol

 

 

mistress_hoover said:

i give good head??

 

maybe that might convince him

 

lol