Post a joke.

[Maria]

Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. The receptionist asks "do you have reservations ?" The bride replies "Yes, I want to take it up the arse !"

 

[James]

Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree ?

 

Cos it was dead

 

Why did the 2nd Monkey fall out of the tree ?

 

Cos it was stapled to the first one

 

Why did the 3rd Monkey call out of the tree ?

 

Cos it thought it was a game

 

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What's white and sits in a tree ?

 

A fridge

 

What's red and sits in a tree ?

 

A red fridge

 

What's tartan and sits in a tree ?

 

Rupert the Fridge

[Phil rr]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Guest]

lol.

[Ginge]

How does an elephant get up a tree?

 

Sits on a acorn and waits til spring.

 

How does an elephant get out of a tree?

 

Sits on a leaf and waits til autumn.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ginge]