What does your name mean ?

[Maria]

MEN'S NAMES

 

Ashley - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands..

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.

Adrian - small todger, probably gay.

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

Andrew -usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.

Ben - kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.

Bob - wanker who's losing his hair

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very

naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a

week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies.

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it

too.

Christian - very sexy and seductive.

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice, highly homosexual.

Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.

Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.

David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e.

a wanker.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - dickhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.

Elliott - full of himself.

Eric - shy.

Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

Fraser - sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.

Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Graham - will screw anything.

Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harry - covers his back.

Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.

Hayden - tries hard.

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!

Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - scum of the earth.

James - built like a horse.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel - arse.

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it - can be full of himself.

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hottie and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.

Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.

Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurie - short and funny looking.

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mark - nice -can't get past the missionary position though.

Martin - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy

bastard.

Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mik - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mike - shag muffin.

Mohammed - small penis.

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Neil - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big.

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Roger - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Ron - full of himself, fun

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane -thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but

talks bollocks.

Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a

hamster.

Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.

Stephen - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

 

Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - cool but can be arrogant.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

 

WOMEN'S NAMES

Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.

Aisha - laughs like a demented dog, likes tic tacs.

Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light

off.

Amanda - IQ tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.

Amy - devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be

trusted.

Andrea - small breasts, drinks pints.

Angela - Vain, hairstyle more important than oxygen. Hangs around toilets.

Annabelle - doesn't wear knickers.

Annette - she's BIG.

Annie - looks like a horse, can't drive.

Barbara - shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.

Belinda - pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.

Beryl - repressed alcoholic.

Beverley - trapped in an eighties timewarp.

Bianca - ginger.

Bridgette - eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.

Britney - falsely improved, no use to society.

Camilla -replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.

Carina - looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.

Carol - into everything you've only ever read about. Coin-operated.

Caroline - Carolynne - into threesomes. Likes doggy style. Always up for it.

 

Catherine - attracted to the older man, needs ironing.

Claire - perfect in every way and a complete sex goddess.

Claudia - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins

Charlotte - enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.

Cheryl - can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.

Christine - likes men in uniform, never warm.

Daisy - virgin.

Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.

Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.

Dawn - gets up early, smells of chips.

Deborah - bites the pillow, uses both hands.

DeeDee - cannot understand why no one else masturbates in Ikea.

Denise - sits on cat's eyes, wears too much make up.

Diane - enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to

society.

Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.

Doris - purple haired, stinks of wee.

Elaine - rides sidesaddle, drinks meths.

Elizabeth - born to perform, hates chickens.

Ellie - far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

Emily - wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.

Emma - gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!

Estelle - likes wombles, eats grass.

Esther - plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.

Faith - legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.

Faye - wears wellies, can't swim.

Felicity - she'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts

Fiona - female mud wrestler, gives head.

Gail - farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

Gayleen - big tall woman who talks shite all day.

Gaynor - lesbian.

Gemma - practically perfect in everyway. Loved by everyone. Good listener

and friend.

Geraldine - too posh for her own good, likes flying.

Gillian - dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

Gina - eternal mother, eats nappies.

Glenda - eats children, hates smoking.

Georgina - wants to be a man.

Gwyneth - blubs a lot, wees in the bath.

Hannah - needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.

Heather - shags like a freight train, a screamer.

Helen - loves sleeping and alcohol and is work shy.

Heidi - the hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.

Hilary - frigid bitch. Thinks money grows on trees.

Holly - prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.

Imogen - drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.

Ingrid - right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

Jackie - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and

wears a wig.

Janet - soft, warm and really cuddly. Good shag.

Jane - enjoys wanking men (or women).

Jasmin - smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.

Jemma - does anal, wears too much eye make-up.

Jennifer - huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

Jessica - virgin, always will be.

Joanne - moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!

Jodie - absolutely perfect in every way, every group of friends should have

one!

Judith - big eyes, big tits.

Judy - huge tits, married to an arse.

Julia - innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five

minutes.

Justine- massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.

Julie - jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.

Karen - huge tits, shags like a rabbit.

Katie - big feet, shags men over 50.

Kate - talks complete bollocks all the time, scavenger.

Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.

Kimberley - Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance.

Kylie - can't sing but who cares.

Lana - hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.

Lara - action packed, never seen naked.

Laura - likes Max power magazine, can't drive.

Lauren - pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.

Leah - likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.

Lena - eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.

Leslie - likes bondage, hates men.

Linda - perfect in every way - a complete sex goddess.

Lindsay - likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.

Lisa - will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.

Liz - long legged and brainey.

Lorraine - constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies.

Louise - real babe, bright too, I'd drink her bath water.

Lucy - strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.

Madeline - drives like a bloke, likes tractors.

Maggie - trainspotter, likes plaid.

Margaret - lovely mother, very generous.

Maria - bangs like a barn door.

Marie - life's slapper. Likes men to do DIY.

Marina - no get up and go, rusty underwear.

Marilyn - eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.

Martina - ugly lesbian.

Martine - can't act, can't sing, nice tits.

Maureen - likes dancing, mainly the waltz.

Meg - cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.

Melanie - can hold two bar vacuum orally indefinitely.

Melissa - eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.

Meryl - dances like an ape, doesn't realise.

Michaela - likes animals, should make a video with them.

Michelle - wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

Marsha - big butt, small brain.

Monica - doesn't swallow, should have.

Naomi - wannabe diva, more of a diver.

Nancy - white hair, remembers manners.

Natalie - eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

Natasha - had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.

Nell - hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.

Nicole - slapper, alcoholic in denial.

Nina - stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.

Olga - you can park a bike in her arsecrack, excessive facial hair.

Olivia - neutron bomb.

Pamela - gives amazing head, made of plastic.

Pat - forest forager, likes wild boar.

Pauline - transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.

Penelope - pit stop queen, likes men to be stiff.

Phillippa - butt ugly lesbian.

Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.

Rachel - amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her

arsecheeks.

Rebecca - hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

Rosie - can be prickly, good head-giver.

Rula - she measures up well.

Sadie - stand up if you're slim, please stand up.

Sally - drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.

Samantha - loves her brother, has four deformed children.

Sandra - shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.

Sarah - hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

Selina - doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

Sharon - shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.

Shirley - can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.

Sian - does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.

Simone - used to be a shot putter from Cardiff.

Sonya - dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a carrier.

Sophie - brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.

Stacey - likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.

Steffi - closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.

Sue - totally gorgeous!

Tanya - hot minx, too short.

Tara - upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.

Tina - face like a smacked arse, should eat less.

Tori - lives in a hedge, can't water ski.

Tracy - easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves

kittens.

Tracey - lesbian.

Ursula - likes puppies, in curry.

Vanessa - eats Muppets, wears Brogues

Vicky- likes Yoga and Men.

Wendy - possibly a man.

Zoe - talentless rock chick.

 

[paula]

no paula on it. lmao at shane

[Guest]

QUOTE (paula @ Dec 22 2004, 17:42)

no paula on it. lmao at shane

LMAO !

 

QUOTE

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

 

lol

[paula]

DAWN gets up early, smelling off chips

[Guest]

Barry - lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.

[James]

James - built like a horse.

 

[Lisa]

QUOTE (James @ Dec 22 2004, 17:46)

James - built like a horse.

yeh your teeth are rather large

[Lisa]

Shane -thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

[Guest]

That's gota be the BEST

[Dani Babyboo]

Danni - should make nice threesome with sibling.

 

whats that about lmao 3some sibling fuck that i aint into incest

 

 

but then on wap site i have a gal whos my double and we are called the wap twins and wind the guys up lol

[Guest]

QUOTE (dani_babyboo @ Dec 22 2004, 18:05)

3some sibling fuck that i aint into incest

It's OK. These name meanings are not to be taken literally. Well, some ..

[Guest NeoN]

Pete - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins

 

 

Does that mean I'm small ?

[paula]

lisa do u like porn?

[Dani Babyboo]

lol fair do's

[Lisa]

QUOTE (paula @ Dec 22 2004, 18:08)

lisa do u like porn?

yes now hand over your cash