Bushy ..

[Maria]

Ello ello !

 

Did you get a phone call off me today ? My mobile was in my pocket when I went out today and it happened to unlock itself and call a few peopel in my phone book (AGAIN). Not sure if it rung your end but it was connecting when I looked at the screen before I hit disconnect ..

[Bushy]

No you didnt get through to me hun.

 

You probably never locked your phone did you? typical woman!

[Guest]

Typical woman my arse !

[Bushy]

your arse is a woman?

[Guest]

Yes. A fit one.

[Bushy]

thats a lot of arse!

[Guest]

[Bushy]

it must be a very small woman then!

 

cos if your arse is a woman then it would have to be a woman like thumbelina, but then again thumbelina doesnt actually exist which brings us to the conclusion that your arse isnt real! hmmm

[Guest]

Haha getting logical are we Bushy eh !?

 

It is all very real I assure you ! Pinch it .. go on

[Bushy]

ooh no i coudnt................. oh go on then **pinch**

 

 

[Guest]

 

Check out the guy on the right ! Where are these parties held ?

[Bushy]

shaney's on a tuesday night!

[Guest]

 

Raunchy !

[Bushy]

shaney tuesday just gone!

 

 

[Guest]

Has he nocked the wall back in the front room then ?

 

Dirty bastards. Where was my invite ?