OMG!!!

[Ginge]

If I keep it in my pants I'll make a terrible wet mess....unless I quickly pop to the hospital and have an emergancy colostomy bag / catheter (sp) fitted.

 

I'm not gonna do anything that could ruin the friendship we've already got, if nothing happens tonight it wont bother me as long as she enjoys herself.

 

God...listen to me...acting all mature and "normal".....defo gotta buy some shrooms tomorrow to sort my head out.

[Shaney_R]

NO ginge, u see ya doing it all wrong, do wat u wanna do so because if u et her have her own way 4 one night, she'll walk over u 4ever lmao, so, cinema, pub, club, 2x viagra and a right good seeing 2, making sure that she has troble walking out of ya house 2moz, then you can say 2 yaself @well done ginger@ and pat yaself on the back

[Ginge]

RIGHT...Thats where I've been going wrong all these years. Cheers mate...gotta start thinking about No.1.

 

OK...so its gonna be...

 

Cinema, bar, loads of booze, dark alleyway, back to mine, more booze, naked horizontal Lambada, wipe myself on the curtain, sleep, more naked fun...then on here to brag about it while she gets rushed to hospital with suspected concusion from the headboard.

 

Is that how its done, oh grand master Shaney???

[Shaney_R]

I couldnt of said it better myself.

 

Im proud of you mate

[Guest]

[Ginge]

Oh...just thought....as I'm gonna be thinking of No.1 I should wipe myself on something of hers and NOT my curtains. Maybe use her top or knickers instead.

[Shaney_R]

Knickers ginge it has 2 be done, but sort of pull them and give her a wedgie then wipe ya nob on them

[Ginge]

Ah, do you mean...dont let her take them off, just pull them to the side, do the business, soak them in the juices of my inner self and make her sleep in the moistness of the damp pants?

[Shaney_R]

God ya getting good at this my little ginger friend lmao, u got it

[Ginge]

I think I had it in me all the time...just needed some gentle nurturing.

 

I hope I get it in her for some considerable time tonight.

[Ginge]

SHIT...just noticed the time...better go knock one out and get ready for tonight. Gotta leave by 8:30.

 

Cheers Shaney...you've really opened my eyes.

[Shaney_R]

anytime dude

[Lisa]

goood luck ginge

[Ginge]

Right...I'm all ready. Got my leopard skin thong on and the chocolate body paint.

 

See you all tomorrow.

[Guest]

haha I can so see you dressed like that aswell .. sinse you told me about wearing a dress, anything is possible with the Ginge