joke

[Shaney_R]

>A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her

> daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from?" The mother

> thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall

> in

> love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss

> and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother

> continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's

> vagina.

> That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

> "Oh,

> I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's

> penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my

> dear. Jewelry."

 

[Guest]

[Lisa]

[Guest NeoN]

so thats where pearl necklaces come from