Joke

[Shaney_R]

>>> > Shopping at Asda

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."

>>> >

>>> > "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies.

>>> >

>>> > "There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine sample

>>> > and

>>> > the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

>>> >

>>> > It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker and

>>> > better than a doctor".

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Asda.

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the

>>> > urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds

>>> > later, the computer ejects a printout:

>>> > "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

>>> > activity. It will improve in two weeks".

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack

>>> > began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap

>>> > water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and

>>> > daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > Jack hurried back to Asda, eager to check what would happen. He

>>> > deposits

>>> > five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

>>> >

>>> >

>>> >

>>> > The computer prints the following:

>>> >

>>> > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

>>> > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

>>> > 3. Your> daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

>>> > 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

>>> > 5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

>> get

>>> > better...

>>> > ........thank you for shopping at Asda.

 

 

[smegin2002]

thats asda price ching! ching!

[Ginge]

That is disgusting.

 

 

I love it.

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