Proud to be British

[Lisa]

Be very proud to be British because...

 

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way

To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the

Drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

 

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want To talk to in the first place.

 

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of an

Ice skating rink.

 

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

 

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

 

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

 

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

 

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

 

British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker-pulling accidents.

 

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

 

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

 

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

 

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control

Scalextric cars.

 

And finally.........

 

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

 

RULE BRITANNIA!!

[Guest NeoN]

[fifedjdomo]

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

thats cos diet coke tastes better than the original

[Phil rr]

bleugh!!??

[fifedjdomo]

but it does.

i dont like normal coke.... diet coke has a different taste n i like it better

[Shaney_R]

 

Nice 1 lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Ginge]

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

thats cos diet coke tastes better than the original

155057[/snapback]

NO WAY!!!. REAL full fat coke tastes MUCH better than that pissy arse diet rubbish.

 

Its even better when its got Lime cordial in it aswell.

[Bukey]

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

thats cos diet coke tastes better than the original

155057[/snapback]

NO WAY!!!. REAL full fat coke tastes MUCH better than that pissy arse diet rubbish.

 

Its even better when its got Lime cordial in it aswell.

155115[/snapback]

 

Pepsi Max all the way...

 

And Lisa... Deffo only in Britain....

[fifedjdomo]

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

thats cos diet coke tastes better than the original

155057[/snapback]

NO WAY!!!. REAL full fat coke tastes MUCH better than that pissy arse diet rubbish.

 

Its even better when its got Lime cordial in it aswell.

155115[/snapback]

 

hmm. proffessor dom goes to experiment this idea.... lol

as soon as i get coca cola and lime cordial...

[fifedjdomo]

pepsi max is good

pepsi, although its practically the same drink as coke..... has a different taste again. i prefer pepsi....... mmm

[Guest NeoN]

"yer that" ^^^

[Chris Hutchinson]

wonder what yank changed it from americans to british

[fifedjdomo]

hehehe