explain that 1

[Shaney_R]

> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off

> the

> lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

> She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.

> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,

> romantic

> session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her

> husband

> was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft,

> wonderful and larger than a real one.

> She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at

> him,

> "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

> yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

> "I'll

> explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

 

[Guest NeoN]

[smegin2002]

well funny

 

[Miss Minx]

HAHA

[Spunkmonkey]

 

...but surely his cock apparently buzzing like a demented wasp on speed would of given it away after 20 years of it