ALERT ALERT: NHS CAN'T COPE..!!!

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News just in that the NHS, although having drafted in thousands of doctors, nurses, surgeons and the like, are unable to cope with the mass suicide/overdose victims resulting from the Tidy board shut down.

 

However, what the pathetic Internet chat room addicts failed to notice was that the shut down only lasts for four days.

 

One retard told us…

 

“I don’t know what I am gunna do, it’s horrendous, how can they do this to us, my life isn’t worth living anymore, I thought I’d never try smack….”

 

Only 13 seconds later, this poor fellow was found lying over his ever faithful Tidy graphitised computer, hugging it with only that stupid picture of a red chair which now sits in place instead of the Tidy website on screen, needle still fresh in arm, lifeless from injecting rat poison instead of the intended heroin.

 

One, not so unfortunate girl, who read the e-mail properly, was talking about cryogenically freezing herself at an undisclosed laboratory near by, so she would not witness the shut down.

 

Now thousands of the poor creatures lie in hospital corridors wrapped carelessly in bin liners, as body bags are now a rare sight.

 

Word on the street is mass army’s of JCB’s are conducting a nationwide pick up from each hospital of the parentless wasters and dumping them at a specially made pit in Great Yarmouth..!!!

Keeping it Tidy is the main priority here; it’s what they would of wanted.

 

Over and out.

[fifedjdomo]

lol thanks for that Ed, appreciate it

[Guest lahlah]

With Tidy and Sunnies down there must be a hell of a lot of work done this week

[Dani Babyboo]

sunnies down too

[Guest lahlah]

Yea it was supposed to be workin again last nite but I still cant get on there

[Dani Babyboo]

i dont use it there all cliquey to new members like most boards but here

[Bukey]

Yea it was supposed to be workin again last nite but I still cant get on there

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It's working again - go directly to http://www.sundissential.com/community

[Guest lahlah]

@ there is a clique, and they can be sods too new members but there r some good guys too

 

@ Bukey.. got page cant be displayed, Gazza got me to 'delete cookies ?' but it still dint work

[Bukey]

@ there is a clique, and they can be sods too new members but there r some good guys too

 

@ Bukey.. got page cant be displayed, Gazza got me to 'delete cookies ?' but it still dint work

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You don't need to delete your cookies... You need to delete your cache... Go to Tools > Options > Privacy then click on the "Clear" button for "Cache" in FireFox...

[Guest lahlah]

*Glazed eyes*

[Tresh]

i dont use it there all cliquey to new members like most boards but here

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This place can be very cliquey at times.

[Bushy]

click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

[Dani Babyboo]

i dont use it there all cliquey to new members like most boards but here

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This place can be very cliquey at times.

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tresh we always welcome and are nice to new members unlike most boards who gang up and have a go at ya

 

[Dawn]

yeah its after that it all goes to pot