WHY MEN SHDNT GO SHOPPING

[Miss Minx]

14 things a man can do at Asda while his wife is taking her time:

>

> 01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when

> they aren't looking.

>

> 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

>

> 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

>

> 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in

> Housewares... and see what happens.

>

> 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

>

> 06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

>

> 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are

> sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding

> Department.

>

> 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't

> you people just leave me alone?"

>

> 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your

> nose.

>

> 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he

> knows where the anti-depressants are located.

>

> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from

> Mission Impossible.

>

> 12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say:

> "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

>

> 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and

> assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

>

> And last but not least:

>

> 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell

> loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

[Guest NeoN]

Cant wait to try some of those

[Miss Minx]

I LIKE THE HIDING IN THE CLOTHES RAIL ONE

 

 

[RaverBaby69]

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

think im actually gonna try this next time i go shopping. do they have alarm clocks at asda???

[Miss Minx]

YEAH I THINK SO IF NOT POP TOIKEA N DO IT

[RaverBaby69]

ikea is a bit of a treck from my house, like over an hours drive. but i might have to go somewhere like debenhams or m&s in town and do it!

[Miss Minx]

HAHA THE STAFF WLD B GOIN MENTAL

[Dani Babyboo]

fuckin mad

 

and neon u try that with me wen im with u and ur for it bro

Edited February 17, 2005 by dani_babyboo

[Tresh]

YEAH I THINK SO IF NOT POP TOIKEA N DO IT

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Can we just blow Ikea up?

[Miss Minx]

WE COULD BUT THEN WHERE WOULD GAY MEN GO ON DATES

[Tresh]

Put all the gay men in there before, then you wouldn't have a problem.

[Miss Minx]

NO I CNT DO THAT ID HAVE NO ONE TO GO SHOPPING WITH OR TO SPEND SUNDAYS IN BED WATCHING SEX N THE CITY LOL I VOTE WE KEEP THEM

[Tresh]

Can I still blow up Ikea though?

 

We'll send all the gay men round to our gaff to watch Sex in the City then.

 

How that sound?

[Miss Minx]

I THINK WE SHD TOAST TO IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL

 

SAMBUCCA ANYONE

[Tresh]

Daytime drinking?

 

It's a slippery slope.