Male comebacks to female comebacks

[Maria]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t.

 

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Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet.

 

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Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go.

 

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Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: That explains the moustache then!

 

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up you're a***.

 

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh*gged.

 

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Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: Just as well cos I've been sh*gging your mum while your dad watches.

 

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Man: You're pretty...

Woman: P*ss off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.

 

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CLASSIC

[Dani Babyboo]

could have had women comebacks and thats it

why are we always the ones losing

[Guest]

You only lose, if you let yourself lose ...

[Miss Minx]

HAHAHAHA NI SWAN

[Guest]

I THOUGTH SO TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[Spunkmonkey]

sounds about right

[Guest NeoN]

[fifedjdomo]

hehehe like it maria, although i must say it aint noffin i would say really... i is a gentleman hehe

[fifedjdomo]

hehehe like it maria, although i must say it aint noffin i would say really... i is a gentleman hehe

[Miss Minx]

ADD A FEW PINTS OF STELLA N ULL BE SPOUTING EM

[fifedjdomo]

haha who told you!

arr bollocks lol

[Miss Minx]

i never trust a man who wears skirts

[fifedjdomo]

thats a good idea hen you stick with that lol!

 

 

its a kilt n i wore it to prom last summer... im not a true scotty 1st cos im english n 2nd cos i had undies on at the time lol

[Miss Minx]

thats cheating u naughty naughty boy wearing underwear

 

 

[fifedjdomo]

im sorry next time i'll remember u n not wear any shall i? hehe