joke for u all

[Dani Babyboo]

im down at the police station, stopped for drink driving. urine sample came out positive so i nicked the sample. they are now charging me with taking the piss

 

 

short but funny

 

 

add jokes if u have any

[Dani Babyboo]

and another

 

a mouse found a viagra pill on the ground and promptly ate it. ten minutes later he was strutting around shouting wheres the fukking pussy now !!!

[Dani Babyboo]

ugly bird in a bar says 'if u can guess my weight u can shag me' so he says, 'about 93stone u fat cunt' she says 'thats close enough u lucky bastard'

[fifedjdomo]

poor guy

 

lol

[Dani Babyboo]

haha

another

 

penis says to his two balls, i will take you out tonight to a great party, two balls reply, no u fukking liar, u always get in and leave us out !

[fifedjdomo]

hahaha!

[LiamStyles]

*Dani's joke corner*

[Dani Babyboo]

yay lol

 

[tronicz]

and another

 

a mouse found a viagra pill on the ground and promptly ate it. ten minutes later he was strutting around shouting wheres the fukking pussy now !!!

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quality

 

[Dani Babyboo]

haha got no more now im afraid