SNOW

[Shaney_R]

> > > > One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio

> over

> breakfast.

> > > > They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to

> 10

> inches

> of snow today.

> > > > You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the

> street, so

> the

> > > > snowplows can get through."

> > > >

> > > > So, Norman's beautiful blonde wife goes out and moves

her

> car.

> > > >

> > > > A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the

> radio

> announcer

> > > > says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

> You

> must park

> > your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows

> can get through."

> > > >

> > > > So, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

> > > >

> > > > The next week they are again having breakfast, when the

> radio

> announcer

> > > > says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

> You

> must

> park..." Then

> > > > the power goes out.

> > > >

> > > > Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on

> her

> face she

> says,

> "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to

> > > > park on so the snowplows can get through?"

> > > >

> > > > With the love and understanding in his voice that is

> exhibited by

> all men who are

> > married to blondes, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it

in

> the

> > garage this time?"

 

 

[Miss Minx]

fcuk off with the blonde jokes ;op

[Ginge]

Shane...you always seem to put a smile on my face.

[Guest NeoN]

[Ginge]

It has been snowing ALOT recently. I LOVE British weather.

[Miss Minx]

I DNT HAVENT BEEN ABLE TOBREAK MY CAR IN PROPERLY COS ITS SKIDDING ROUND ON AN ICE RINK WITH ALL THE FROST AND SNOW GRRRR

[Shaney_R]

hehehe, cheers ginge mate

 

Minx - id never aim a joke at the lovely u lmao

[Miss Minx]

GOOD GOOD COS ILL KICK UR ASS

[Shaney_R]

lick my ass more like bird lol

[Ginge]

Is that Shaney being a dirty little flirt again. Wouldnt surprise me at all really.

 

Proud of ya.

[Shaney_R]

u know me ginge

[Ginge]

Yeah, just dont show her the picture of you in the pink fluffy coat.

[Guest]

hehe i like that one:roflmao: (been a blonde my self )

[fifedjdomo]

cool joke lol

[~charlie~]

With the love and understanding in  his voice that is exhibited by all men who are  married to blondes,

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LMAO!!!