Menatl institute

[Lisa]

A sadist, a Masochist, a murderer, a necrofile, a Zoofile and a Pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

 

"How about having s*x with a cat?", asked the zoofile.

 

"Lets have s*x with the cat and then torture it!", said the sadist.

 

"Lets have s*x with the cat, torture it and then kill it", shouted the murderer.

 

"Lets have s*x with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again", said the Necrofile.

 

"Lets have s*x with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it", said the Pyromaniac.

 

Silence took over....

Then everyone turned to the Masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?"

 

To which He replied: "Meow"...

 

[Ginge]

LISA.....that is sick...made me laugh though.

[Lisa]

[Guest]

lol.

[Phil rr]

shouldn't that be "self masochist" ?

 

a masochist is someone who enjoys inflicting pain on others, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

o do shut up Phil !

[Lisa]

No phil!!

[Phil rr]

 

 

[Ginge]

shouldn't that be "self masochist" ?

 

a masochist is someone who enjoys inflicting pain on others, isn't it?

 

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No, a masochist is someone who enjoys recieving pain...a sadist is someone who enjoys inflicting pain on others.

 

Then you've got your sado-masochists who enjoy both giving AND recieving pain.

 

Read the joke again and all will become clear.

Edited March 14, 2005 by Ginge

[Phil rr]

what IS a menatl institute anyway

[Guest]

rofl thats ace

Edited March 14, 2005 by Trouble

[fifedjdomo]

lol thats funny

 

 

have you ever watched 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'?

thats a crazy film but it was good, i got really into it

[Guest NeoN]

 

I want a pussy

[Ginge]

lol thats funny

 

 

have you ever watched 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'?

thats a crazy film but it was good, i got really into it

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Nuff said

[fifedjdomo]

hehehe ginge its quite good eh

go the crazy indian man... he needed a feather for his head tho... lol