I've got an itchy backside ....

[Tidy_Hamster]

I know it doesn't sound like a big thing, but it's really annoying me now.

 

I just can't reach it, even with a big stick.

 

Any ideas ?

[tidy mouse]

Yeah, get in your big wheel and spin it so it catches your arse

[Tidy_Hamster]

That sounds potentially hazardous to me and those around me.

 

Give it a go tho. Anything to get rid of this goddamned itch.

[Tidy_Hamster]

p.s. u wanna meet up sometime for a drink ?

 

We could make Mousters ?

[tidy mouse]

Mmmm...not sure, I'm hopin to meet Shaney TBH, I've heard a few good things about him.

 

How's the itch goin tho?

[Tidy_Hamster]

Hmmmm, it's still there. You wanna help me scratch my itch ?

[tidy mouse]

Not sure if you're special enough TBH...

[Tidy_Hamster]

Oh, I'm very special. Some people (mentionaing no names) might even say 'spethal'.

[tidy mouse]

Hmmm...I bet they only smoke menthols.

[Shaney_R]

Mmmm...not sure, I'm hopin to meet Shaney TBH, I've heard a few good things about him.

 

How's the itch goin tho?

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so wat things u heard then and off who lol???

[RaverBaby69]

backside???? your arse????

[Shaney_R]

[Miss Minx]

do you not have toys in your cage you could use to scratch it?????

 

 

[teabag]

If you have an itchy backside, you probably have worms

 

 

[fifedjdomo]

Mmmm...not sure, I'm hopin to meet Shaney TBH, I've heard a few good things about him.

 

How's the itch goin tho?

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oh scary!

watch ur back! lol