Fear & Consumption....

[Shaney_R]

> >>Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

> >>

> >>Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

> >>

> >>Customer: Hamburger Relish?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

> >>

> >>Customer: Sausage and Mash?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

> >>

> >>Customer: Cottage Pie?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

> >>

> >>Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Yes

> >>

> >>Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

> >>

> >>Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please

[Phil rr]

 

it's funny cos it's true

Edited March 20, 2005 by Phil rr

[fifedjdomo]

yeah that is right, thats something to think about isnt it.

funny like but it plays a true point in the stupidity of our country and its government lol

[Shaney_R]

[fifedjdomo]

nice avatar photo btw

[Shaney_R]

thanx

[Claire DC]

very true.