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im getting really fcking irate with them registered with tps about 3 months ago and still getting 6 calls anight just blew my lid at sum fckin asian twat who really annoyed me after me asking is it a sales or service call it was oh nono its about your phone calls so its a sales call no i want to save u money so my response was go fcuk urself with something large up the arse and come back to me when uve cum!! dont think he liked it!! Fckin TWAT!!!!!!!

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some of them i dnt mind cos ive done the job so ifeel a bit sorry for em stuck there til 8pm knowing theyre nowhere near target BUT its the (this is gonna sound so racist and im not) asian twats ringing from afghanistan or wherever who cant speak english and are talking from a script and wont go away when asked politely too - Fcuk Off if i want to buy ur product id have it by now fcuk off n cook my tea n get the phone!!!!

 

I know how racist and small minded that sounds but im annoyed

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i know. i used to do cold calling trying to sell time shares. silly.gif

 

i still work in a call centre now but i do inbound so atleast people wanna speak to me!

 

i just get so pissed off when people are rude on the phone, because im genuinely not. if people are nice to me ill bend over backwards to help them with whatever they're calling about.

 

if you get pissed off with the foreign ones, ask them questions about whatever they're selling. normally they've got a script infront of them and thats all they can say so if you ask them questions they dont know what to say. its quiet funny really in a strange way! wicked.giflol.gif

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yeahwhen im not busy theyre fun to wind up!

 

Your exactly the same as me i spend a lot of time on the phones at work and the ppl who are nice and friendly get lush new equiptment and the twats who annoy me ill do everything i possibly can to make their claim the most awful experience of their lives and if i can find a way itl be repudiated!! Its costs nothing to be nice to ppl especially ones who are doing something for you - do they not realise their insurance claim is in my hands as to whether it gets accepted and what equiptment theyllrecieve or waht lol some fcking ppl though

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the ones who piss me off the most are the ones who try and tell you how to do your job!!! oh and the ones who question everything you ask them and want to know why you want it. like when they want to know why i need their address, i mean for fucks sake theyre ordering stuff from a catalogue or course i need their bloody address! rolleyes.gif

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god yes - with me its the twats who think they know about computers (im shit on them but building them and specs n stuff i can manage lol) and are completely wrong but everythings 'yes but thats what my local computer man told me!!!' im like ffs u dumb bitch why am even sending it to you in the first place your blatently too dumb to even open the box now say bye bye hang up back away from the phone and go shopping bye zee bye lol

actually no the thick ones are fun cos you can wind em up n they dnt notcie - i have ace fun at the expense of loads of my customers

 

time shares must have been a bitch to sell

my part time job when at school was getting ppl to answer surveys about their mortgages so had to find out who they were with how much it was for their repayments - fckin nightmare but better than waitressing or maccy d's at the time

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My plan kinda works

 

I answer the phone and say hello straight away ... if they don't say something straight back I put the phone down yeahrite.gif

 

 

The girl from NTL who said i'd to phone another number because I couldn't get my security question right (she prompted me my mothers maiden name which I answered correctly rolleyes.gif

 

said ... don't worry its toll free ... I went ape shite at her toll free indeed it's a bugger when they can't even remember what country there in mad.gif

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uve just reminded me i wanna find out where the toll road goes been meaning to drive on it cos theres no speed limit apparently so i can see how fast rita goes

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Whooooooooo there is a speed limit (same as normal motorway)

 

I travel on it quite a lot and one day saw 3 cars pulled over and that was 2 at the start of it and 1 at the end

 

Think they kind of turn a blind eye but they've clamped down loads now!!

 

Starts near junction 3/4 of M6 where it meets M42 (Solihull I think)

 

Ends Junction 11ish Cannock £3.00 each way

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h is there bloody hell glad i found out b4 i drove it

 

i know it ends by me - where can u get off along the way

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