CHEER UP MINX

[Miss Minx]

CAN I HAVE SOME FUNNY STORIES JOKES THINGS TO CHEER ME UP IN HERE PLEASE AS SINCE SATURDAY MY HAPPY LITTLE LIFE SEEMS TO BE TURNING TO SHIT - GREAT ISNT IT

 

FCKIN HATE WORK - HATE SITUATIONS WHERE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT BETTER FOR PPL CLOSE TO YOU WHEN THEYRE HURTING - HATE HAVING TOWORRY ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OTHER PPLS ACTIONS THAT YOU CANT CONTROL

 

WHY CAN LIFE BE SUCH A BITCH SOMETIMES

 

 

[Guest]

cos itys life and it has its ups and downs but will never be all rosey and happy

 

know how ya feeling i cant even go to my uncles funeral as cant get there so im cursing atm and broad band is bein a cock sucker too

 

got no jokes but have got 2 short erotic stories that someone sent me

sumones way to cheer me up saturday

[Miss Minx]

POST THEM THEN

 

JUST FEL SO CRAP AND DNT THINK THERES FCUK ALL I CAN DO ABOUT IT SO MAY BE JOB HUNTING AGAIN - ALTHOUGH TBH MIGHT BE THE KICK UP THE ARSE I NEED TO GET A JOB I ENJOY MORE

[Guest]

cant post them as someone else wrote them, dont post them no where and il pm them to u

[Miss Minx]

GOT EM READ EM WHEN I GET HOME CHEERS

[Guest]

still got 1 more to send lol hold on haha

 

 

[Miss Minx]

haha who sent u those

[fifedjdomo]

what have a pelican an ostritch and the inland revenue got in common?

[Shaney_R]

looks like ya joke has gone down hill dude, go on then ill ask.........WHAT?

[RaverBaby69]

talking of ostrich went to knowsley safari park today with uni and some madass ostrich attacked the minibus.

 

was class going through the baboons as well. we lost 1 windscreen wiper completely and they bent the other, plus they snapped the aerial off and pulled loads of random bits of rubber of it as well. no-one cared like though because it was a uni minibus!

 

would definately recommend it, just not in your own car!

[Shaney_R]

u werent that far from me then

[RaverBaby69]

where you live???

[Shaney_R]

i was in cage 6 with the gorillas

[Guest]

haha who sent u those

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a guy obviously but he is about 36 and long hair, huge ahem and a friend from chat lmao

[RaverBaby69]

1. they dont have any gorillas

 

2. its a safari park not a zoo so there's no cages!