My neighbour

[Dawn]

Asked me (for the 1000th time) about having my tree cut down

 

Said they'd pay half towards it, which would be about £200 each

 

 

 

I've just caught the cheeky fook banging my fence at my dog

 

 

I did say i'd think about it

[Shaney_R]

ill do it for 300

[goshow]

Maybe he was just hpoing that if he wound the dog up enough, then it would have a piss up the tree, the tree would then die and rot and eventually fall down, then he wouldn't have to pay for it to be cut down!!!!

[Miss Minx]

bollox to em!

[Dawn]

I love my tree (sad, maybe)

 

Tis very high i'll admit ... bout 50ft ... but ... it was there before any of us bought our houses.

 

 

 

Duke's just gone out with a very noisy squeeky toy now, ohh dear, this is my punishment for going out at the weekend

[Shaney_R]

lol, make them have it dawn :0

[Miss Minx]

duke pmsl im gonna call you maaarlene from now on

 

if u like the tree keep it its urs so bollox to em (unless u get on normally)

[Shaney_R]

yeah keep it, put it under the stairs for now or summat, lol

[Dawn]

duke pmsl im gonna call you maaarlene from now on

 

if u like the tree keep it its urs so bollox to em (unless u get on normally)

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Marlene I lead a sheltered life you know!

 

 

we got on until I refused to have the tree cut down ... first time tonight i've ever said i'll think about it (bet he's kicking himself now)

 

 

Shane ... I thought more the kitchen cupboard

 

[Shaney_R]

haha, u should jus keep cutting bits of it, and make like fancy wooden fruit bowls and sell them on the car boot, youll get loads more 4 it, thats wat a lad in work does sells them for £40 each!!!

[Miss Minx]

marlene was boycys wife in only fools n horses and she has a huge great dane called duke that she treated like a baby cos she cldnt have kids

 

 

[Dawn]

It went down hill the min you mentioned wooden fruit bowls let alone car boot

 

 

Me get up at 6 to get a good spot when i don't have to

[Miss Minx]

make a table out of it then

[Shaney_R]

shes not a friggin genious woman!

[Dawn]

Tell you what ... while i'm about it ... a bird stand and a few benches ehh!!

 

 

I don't want the tree down

 

I was being neighbourly