good new bad news

[Miss Minx]

A man gets a call from the casualty department one night...

 

The dotor says"I'm sorry to inform you your wife has been involved in a horrific car accident,i have some good news and some bad news."

"You best give me the bad news first "

"Ok...We've had to amputate her arms and legs,shes going to eat thru a tube for the rest of her life and she has severe brain damage"Says the doctor

"Jesus christ..whats the good news"The man cries...

"i was only kidding"the docter replies"Shes dead"

 

[Shaney_R]

thats bad

[FunkyJ]

Shocking

[Guest NeoN]

bit sick but still funny

[Shaney_R]

bit like minx!

[Guest]

WRONG SO WRONG

[fifedjdomo]

thats kinda harsh on the poor guy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Shaney_R]

sick! have a word lmao

[Miss Minx]

it could be worse he couldve been the father of a ginger baby

[special_Kirsty]

What did the deaf and dumb child get for christmas?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aids

 

 

*I'll get my coat now*

[Miss Minx]

sick fcuk ;oP

[Guest]

hey less of the ginger child my brandon was born with red hair but after bein abroad he has strawberry blonde hair now

[Miss Minx]

im sorry but id have to return it and get a refund if i had a ginger baby

[Guest]

nah ud love them all the same and he is olive skinned and dark eyes very romany from me great grandma's side lol

[Miss Minx]

no seriously itd have to go back itd clash with everything and i cldnt cope with my chile getting bullied or feeling all insecure n shit my kid wld have to be the rule the school kinda kid my kid willkick ass trust me i accept no inferiors