Jaffa Cakes

[Miss Minx]

haha

[RaverBaby69]

i think its a cake pretending to be a biscuit

[fifedjdomo]

or vise-versa

[Guest]

its a Cake

Edited April 18, 2005 by Trouble

[RaverBaby69]

or vise-versa

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no definately a cake in biscuit form

[fifedjdomo]

na i reckon it a biscuit tryin to be a cake which is why they called it a jaffa cake to help along with the disguise see where thats goin? heyhey im not just a pretty face LOL

[RaverBaby69]

i can see where you're coming from but the texture is definately a cake - i mean its a sponge ffs! but its a biscuit shape, so i reckon its a cake trying to be a biscuit

[fifedjdomo]

cakes are round anyway like a biscuit, just usually bigger...... a lot bigger lol

[RaverBaby69]

cakes are round anyway like a biscuit, just usually bigger...... a lot bigger lol

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exactly - therefore its a cake trying to be a biscuit.

 

if it was a biscuit trying to be a cake it would be made of biscuit stuff (lol cant think how to explain that, you know what i mean) but it would be cake sized

[fifedjdomo]

fine

[RaverBaby69]

lol, why are we even debating this anyway. they're just jaffa cakes, end of.

[fifedjdomo]

and they're ace

thats all we need to know really lol

[Dawn]

If you leave them long enough to go a bit stale .. they deffo take on a biscuit crunchy stylee!!

 

The Jaffa cakes are far too sweet ... liquid orange in the center!

 

I eat my jaffa cake (biscuit) by dipping it in my hot drink and sucking away

 

 

 

Jaffas Through the Ages...

 

Day 7 - The Lord's new world nearly complete, God accidentally discovered the Jaffa Cake. He spent all day resting (or getting fat off Jaffas) and France never was finished.

 

A while after that - A big snake tempted Eve with some Jaffas. Adam was dismayed, but then he decided it was OK, made a pact with the devil and is now living in Hell with a load of beautiful women and an infinite Jaffa cake supply.

 

2000 B.C. - Ancient Egyptians discovered the mystical forces of Jaffa. Two of the great pyramids have over 3,000,000 tonnes of Jaffa foundations between them.

 

0 A.D. - The new born baby Jesus is brought gifts by the FOUR wise men. Gifts of Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh and Jaffa Cakes.

 

About 400 A.D. - The Roman empire falls due to a chronic lack of Jaffa cakes.

 

1066 A.D. - The Battle of Hastings. Harold got a Jaffa cake in his eye. William the Conqueror taxed Jaffas for years afterwards.

 

1783 A.D. - The Boston Tea Party... People threw loads of tea into the sea. But they wern't stupid - they just ate all their jaffa cakes.

 

Present day - Jaffas available in every town. Full benefits of a Jaffa a day still unknown. Several varieties available. Ancient Egyptian variety has all but disappeared.

 

 

What about the Jaffa cakes yogurts ....

[Dawn]

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[Miss Minx]

jaffa cake yoghurts? seriously?

 

dawn u dunking them means my theory about them not been biccies is a bit bolloxed ummmm well whatever