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Ginge

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Its getting rather crowded in Heaven so the decision is made to just let people enter who had a really bad day.

 

Saint Peter stood at the gates as usual to receive the men and women who wished to enter.

 

“In which way did you die?” Saint Peter asked the first man that arrived.

 

“Oh, it was awful”, the man replied.

“I was sure my wife had an affair so I went home to catch them in the act. I searched the whole apartment but could not find him anywhere. So I went out on the balcony – we live on the 8th floor – and there I found him hanging in rails. I fetched a hammer and hit him over the fingers until he dropped but the lucky bas**rd landed in a bush. I went in to get the refrigerator and rolled it over the balcony railing, he was chrushed. All this strain gave me a heart attack and I died.”

 

Saint Peter could not help but concurring that the man had a pretty lousy day and since it was an act of jealousy he decided to grant the man access to Heaven.

 

Soon after another man arrives and Saint Peter asks him “How did you die?”

 

“Oh, it was terrible” – the man replied.

“I was doing my aerobics at the balcony of apartment on the 9th floor when I suddenly strained my ankle, slipped, and fell over the railing. Luckily I managed to get hold of the railing of the balcony below but then some lunatic turned up and hit me with a hammer on my fingers. I fell but landed in a bush and then the crazy guy tossed a refrigerator at me so I was crushed to death”.

 

Saint Peter laughed at the story and granted the man access to Heaven.

 

Just a couple of minutes later a third man arrives at the gates and Saint Peter says “Tell me about the day you died”.

 

“OK, imagine this: Im sitting naked, hiding inside a refrigerator……”.

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