zoo

[Shaney_R]

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing

>a

> >

> > > loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing

>his

> >

> > > usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit,

>they

> > > passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife,

>the

> >

> > > gorilla went crazy.

> > > He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he

> > > grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously

> > > excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

> > >

> > > The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He

> > > suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering

> > > her lips and wiggling her bottom.

> > >

> > > She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making

>noises

> > > that would wake the dead.Then the husband suggested that she let one

> > > of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the

> > > gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

> > >

> > > "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," the

>husband

> > > said.

> > >

> > > This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

> > >

> > > Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,

> > > flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

> > >

> > > "Now, tell him you have a headache."

> > >

 

[RaverBaby69]

thats wrong but funny.

 

nfact some jokes are so wrong it makes them funny like this one that i got told at the weekend...

 

 

whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the little girl in the boot of my car.

[EmmaBlu]

now that one was wrong

[Shaney_R]

very wrong but not a bad 1 miss raver

[Guest]

cos u no there only jokes u dont take offence so its allowed

 

like goshow accidently sent me one about the pope jus after he died

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whats brown and half eaten?

 

the popes easter eggs.

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he thought i would have took offence

Edited May 18, 2005 by dani_babyboo

[fifedjdomo]

...

[Guest]

what u confused ta ?

my joke?

 

[fifedjdomo]

no i got ur one, thats funny

[RaverBaby69]

why are you so confused then?

[fifedjdomo]

i got it... took me enough time like

 

poor guy lol

[Shaney_R]

POOR WOMAN MORE LIKE

[fifedjdomo]

nah she got whats comin to her lol

[RaverBaby69]

what about the poor little girl!

[Shaney_R]

thats evil domo

[fifedjdomo]

what little girl? she was the guys wife!

 

and evil maybe but true and the guy is justified lol

course after that he will probably never have sex again