posh affair

[Shaney_R]

 

 

David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes

>>to

>>

>> >the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked, puffing and

>>

>> >panting.

>>

>> >

>>

>> >Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"

>>

>> >

>>

>> >Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er.... I 'm having a heart

>>attack"

>>

>> >

>>

>> >"Oh no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an a mbulance". He runs

>>

>> >downstairs, picks up the phone and begins d ialling 999. However,

>>he is

>>

>> >stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.

>>

>> >

>>

>> >"What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.

>>

>> >

>>

>> >"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy"

>>sniffles

>>

>> >Brooklyn.

>>

>> >

>>

>> >Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the

>>wardrobe

>>

>> >door. Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there,

>>

>> >starkers.

>>

>> >

>>

>> >"You w@nker Giggsy" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there

>>having

>>

>> >a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the sh!t

>>out of Brooklyn.

 

[Miss Minx]

THATS QUITE A GOOD ONE 4 YOU HONEY

[fifedjdomo]

had to be a beckham joke lol

[Shaney_R]

THATS QUITE A GOOD ONE 4 YOU HONEY

177024[/snapback]

 

 

wat u mean 4 me????

 

i keep u all laughimng woman