Celebrity Love Island

[Miss Minx]

shes got a good rack though

[Shaney_R]

 

like a seagull with a good set of tits

[Miss Minx]

how funny wld it be if birds had proper tits lmao

[LiamStyles]

Would probs make the likes of Jordan and Marsh redundant tbh

[Miss Minx]

Id rather wank over a titless pigeon than Jodie Marsh

 

Jordan on the other hand

[LiamStyles]

Ive just had a mad mental image.

 

You in the middle of a town centre, sat on a bench wankin yourself off watchin a titless pigeon with Jordan sitting beside you getting wanked off with your other hand. All whilst Jodie Marsh stands huffing cos you're not wanking over her.

 

Bizarre

[Miss Minx]

lmao u have a twisted mind young irish one ;oP

 

sounds fun though - Shaney, Bush u rckon u can get that set up to add to the porn collection??

[Shaney_R]

along with the goat, horse, dalmationand rottweiler, yes it shouldnt be a prob, hope ya can take them all minx

[Miss Minx]

woof

Edited May 25, 2005 by MISS MINX

[Shaney_R]

ya ass will be doing that after red rum wannabe gets hold of ya

[Miss Minx]

red rums dead why would anyone wannabe a dead horse

[Bushy]

a dead horse is stiff!

 

a horse has a big cock!

 

imagine...........

[Guest]

Nice

[fifedjdomo]

a dead horse is stiff!

 

a horse has a big cock!

 

imagine...........

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[Miss Minx]

BUT WHEN THINGS DIE THEIR WILLIES DONT STAY HARD SILLY OR IN SOME CASES YOUD HAVE WIERD SHAPED COFFINS

 

HAVE TO TAXIDERMI IT

 

ACTUALLY THATD BE COOL I WANNA BE STUFFED WHEN IM DEAD N KEPT ON SOMEONES MANTLEPIECE