how do u make Love? im desperate

[Trouble]

yeah i love to cum im just picky where i do it

Edited February 24, 2004 by Trouble

[Maria]

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54)

God im bored

You don't.

 

You just fuck.

 

Then you cum.

 

Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !

 

Hope that helps

[BenRW]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54) God im bored You don't.   You just fuck.   Then you cum.   Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !   Hope that helps i like ur style

[Mr Moo]

Shame no one else likes ur eh ben.

[Maria]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18) QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54) God im bored You don't.   You just fuck.   Then you cum.   Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !   Hope that helps i like ur style Im great at giving tips I am

[ChrisT]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:18)

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 24 2004, 22:54) God im bored You don't.   You just fuck.   Then you cum.   Then you roll over, wipe your cock on her, then go to sleep !   Hope that helps

[Maria]

I don;t understand.

[ChrisT]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 25 2004, 00:21)

I don;t understand.

I just found the new smilie thats all

[Ginge]

HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE?

 

Well first I get...

 

2 empty washing up liquid bottles,

A sheet of sticky backed plastic (any colour),

A roll of double sided sticky tape,

An empty corn flakes box,

A bobbin from some cotton,

A few pipe cleaners (a variety of different colours),

A wire coat hanger,

A card board tube from an old toilet roll...and...

A bottle of whiskey and a young nubile girly type person

 

THEN..I bung all the "Blue Peter" stuff together to make some kind of kids toy trying to look intelligent whilst pouring the whiskey for the girly, then when shes good and drunk, bonk her over the head with the washing up liquid bottles and roger her senseless.

 

JOB DONE.

 

Pretty easy really.