priceless

[Shaney_R]

>>> While I was driving down the M8 the other day, (going a little

>>>> > > > faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to >

>>>> > > > >

>>>> > see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. > > >

>>>> > >

>>>> > > The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that > >

>>>> > > >

>>>>classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I > > >

>>>>replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you > > >

>>>>do?"

>>>> >

>>>> > > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised >

>>>> > > > >

>>>> > and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? > > > > > > "And just

>>>> > what

>>>>does a rectum stretcher do?" > > > "Well," I said, "I start by inserting

>>>>one finger, then I work my

>>>

>>>> > > > way > > > > up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with

>>>> > > > my

>>>>whole > > > hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in,

>>>>and

>>>> > > > then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 > >

>>>> > > > >

>>>>feet." > > > > > > Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,

>>>>"And

>>>>just > > > what do you do with a six-foot a*sehole?" To which I politely

>>>> >

>>>> > > replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a > > >

>>>>bridge..." > > > > > > Speeding ticket: £105.00 > > > Court costs:

>>>>£45.00

>>>> >

>>>> > > Look on copper's face ... Priceless....

[dannyoldham]

coppers suck

[Shaney_R]

dont they just lol

[Guest]

[paula]

most do but not all off them

[fifedjdomo]

[Guest]

I've not read it yet ... but can't you take all the >>>>'s out

[Bushy]

shanes just a lazy cunt!

[Miss Minx]

ive never been pulled by a copper

[Bushy]

but i bet one has stopped you for speeding!

[Miss Minx]

not yet im due it it worries me as nearly 3 yrs with no tickets fines even warnings makes me para that im due one

[Bushy]

i think you should be pulled for no reason whatsoever, lol

[Miss Minx]

pull my leg if ya like

[fifedjdomo]

if u really really want it

[Phil rr]

ive never been pulled by a copper

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have you ever pulled a copper?