Celebrity Island

[Guest]

Ditto. He's blatantly a loser.

[Claire DC]

He annoys the shit out of me these days, he's so self obsessed, desperate and SUCH an arse licker.. basically he's a cunt.

 

I don't like Abi much either, she seems fucking sly.. she was underhand with the Jane and Lee thing too.

[Lisa]

Oh im sooooo glad someone else agree Abi is sly, she will not hold eye contact & is so self absorbed its unreal, hate her with a passion.

 

Fran & Liz are the most genuine & Jayne but she is a bit obsessive

[Guest]

I had to laugh at how he makes out to Nikki he stars in British Movies and that he is a good trained Masseuse ! I hope she cops off with Callum or Fran just to fuck him off.

[Lisa]

she is weird her, wtf was she doing with hand fulls of hair??? & why does she sleep so much.

 

I reckon she is a secret crack head & pops to the loo for a quick hit hahaha

[Claire DC]

Oh im sooooo glad someone else agree Abi is sly, she will not hold eye contact & is so self absorbed its unreal, hate her with a passion.

 

Fran & Liz are the most genuine & Jayne but she is a bit obsessive

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God yeah, even rebecca sussed her when she was saying it's all give to Abi and abi just takes and takes and gives nothing.

 

[Claire DC]

I had to laugh at how he makes out to Nikki he stars in British Movies and that he is a good trained Masseuse !  I hope she cops off with Callum or Fran just to fuck him off.

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Haha refer back to my comment about him being desperate.

[Miss Minx]

OOH IM LOVING IT ATM

 

HOW FCKING FIT IS FRAN DEAR LORDY HE'S JUST FCKIN PERFECT!! WHAT ID GIVE FOR A NICE THREESOME WITH HIM N HIS MATE ADI (THE GUY FROM THE SALON)

 

ABI IS A SLY LITTLE COW JUST OUT FOR WHAT SHE CAN GET FROM TRYING TO FLAUNT HER FAILRY AVARAGE BODY, OOOOH THE JELOUSY WHEN NIKKI CAME IN HER FACE WAS A PICTURE

 

POOR ISABELLA BEING STUCK WITH THAT DICK HEAD!! I QUITE PAUL AT 1ST BUT HE'S PROGRESSIVELY GOT MORE AND MORE TWATTISH, HE WAS HILLARIOUS KICKING OFF WHEN HE WAS PISSED - WHAT A TWAT!! HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO FCKING ARGUE ASWELL GIVE ME 10 MINS WITH HIM ID TEAR HIM TO FCKING PIECES THE RUDE INCONSIDERATE TWAT!!

 

OH AND DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT PRESENTER BIRD IS WEARING SOME VERY STRANGE ALLO ALLO STYLE OUTFITS, SHES SO PRETTY BUT REALLY NOT LIKING THE WARDROBE

 

FCUK ME THAT WAS A BIG RAMBLE LOL

[Lisa]

Hahahah Minxy i have to agree Kelly's outfits are doing her no favours & i know a few weeks back on the aftersun show they had some bird on who does Kelly's wardrobe,m jealous I reckon

[Miss Minx]

Jelousy's an evil thing lol - she had a pink flashers mac on the other day kept expecting her to streak or something

 

Lee Sharpe's really grown on me whilst in there too he's got lovely eyes

[Lisa]

Yes agree with Lee, but is it me or did he seem bored last night in the shack with Abi??? I tuneed in aswell at 1am, hayfever kicked in & got bunged up & hahah Becca won a trip & picked Callum & he dont look to happy about it & she said *ooh shall i take a quick shower* & he was quite rude in saying *yes I would if I was before we go* but it was the way he said, made me chortle hahha

[Miss Minx]

i missed it last night so dont know! Beccas going to make such a twat of herself now callums going off her and im gonna piss myself at her, hope he makes her look sooo stupid on national tv she deserves it the brazen tramp - no need for girls who sleep with married/taken men!!

 

Who you think will be voted out next - i reckon Jayne or Liz

[Lisa]

I hope its either Nikki the new lass or Becca

[Miss Minx]

ooh yeah forgot about miss sleepy head - she even poses in her sleep ffs she needs to go doesnt bring anything to the group at all

[Miss Minx]

Well Well Well Paul Dannan managed all of 2 mins 58 seconds with a playboy model

 

Dirty little fckers!!

 

Cant believe the pair of em however Jayne cracked me right up in the diary room with Paul loveing the sarcasm shes proper playing him up to look a twat - go on girl !!

 

And ahhhhh bless Lee & Abi i dont like her but she gets a sexy grin on the Sharpster so bless em its rather sweet