Godddd!!

[Lisa]

I bet a butcher £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said 'no way man, the steaks are too high'

 

 

[Miss Minx]

thats a shaney joke if ever i heard one ;oP

[Louise]

thats shamefull lisa.......has tony been telling you jokes again?

[Lisa]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

[Miss Minx]

hahaha like that one

[Shaney_R]

yeah but Lisa did u hear about those 2 grains of sand in the desert, one said 2 the other "busy here isnt it!"

 

[Miss Minx]

heard it - get some new material ;oP

[Shaney_R]

i have hilarity reaching the ends of the earth young minx 1, i thought id let that 1 slip out for the people who NEVER heard it

[LiamStyles]

Whats the fastest thing on dry land?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stevie Wonders speed boat

[Phil rr]

yeah but Lisa did u hear about those 2 grains of sand in the desert, one said 2 the other "busy here isnt it!"

 

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[Miss Minx]

haha Liam i laughed atthat eventhoughi didnt get it 1st read through

[fifedjdomo]

I bet a butcher £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said 'no way man, the steaks are too high'

 

 

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AHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[fifedjdomo]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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thats quality

[fifedjdomo]

did u hear about those 2 grains of sand in the desert, one said 2 the other "busy here isnt it!"

 

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haha!