LTM's ways of annoying people.

[LTM]

1. Walk behind random people in a street with your mate, walk behind people who look innocent and then start talking a rude convo with your friend really loud. Something like. "So there she was, legs wide open and I was ramming my cock hard up her cunt and I spunked my load all over the fucking gaff." Ah ha ha makes me piss myself everytime.

 

2. Walk up to someone right outside a real recognisable shop like HMV with it's big bold letters and ask "Excuse me mate can you just tell me WHERE THE FUCK IS HMV?" and then they are like "Right here." with a confused look on their face. And then you say "What? Over there?" pointing in totally the opposite direction and then you start to skip like a girl in that direction.

 

3. You and you mate is needed for this one. On a train, you sit at one end of the carriage and he/she sits right the other end of the carriage and then you have a conversation shouting back and forth to one another. And make it a rude convo for shock value. Something like, "So there I was right mate, wanking my cock spunk all over her cunt."

 

FUN!

 

What jokes do you do on the public?

[Guest]

wen i was on a sort of next day date with this guy a few months ago we went to get breakie and as we was walking up the road a guy was preaching outside the church and a group of student types were walking in front of us so he said to me "why dont we go get him to mary us" i replied really loud "thought i told u i wasnt going to marry u" and it then ended up one of them type of arguements where we was saying stuff like "but i thought u loved me" and i was replying " no im with u for convenience" blah blah blah

 

the faces on the student types and how embarrassed they looked at bein subject to have to listen to us going full hog at each other in the street was really funny

[LTM]

I also like going into John Lewis or another department store and asking at the counter in the perfume section "Where the fuck is the Hard Trance department?"

[Guest]

lol hmmmmmmm and that works how?

[fifedjdomo]

lol that will be funny!! im gonna do that as well n reply back on here the answer the lassie gives me.

prob be go to hmv or sumthin. it also may be a kind of reply lol

 

 

 

them first ideas about shoutin to ur mate about wanking and gaff is just offensive tho...

[LTM]

That is why I find it funny.

[fifedjdomo]

 

lol

[Tidy_Hamster]

Hahaha. If you did that and I was around, I'd kick you in the face.

[Phil rr]

which is a fearsome thought until you realise that someone has to flick the hamster from a spoon first.

[Miss Minx]

lol LTM u strange one ;oP

 

Me n a lad i used to work with used to have fake arguments in bars, things like he'd go to the loo and id start chatting to some guy and he'd come back n start going mad, used to be hillarious as the other guy wld start trying to calm him down n then we'd stop laugh n walk off!

[Claire DC]

which is a fearsome thought until you realise that someone has to flick the hamster from a spoon first.

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