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yo mamma so ugly she put the Boogie Man outta business

 

yo mamma so ugly in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

 

yo mamma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

 

yo mamma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

 

yo mamma so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted "What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

 

yo mamma so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

 

yo mamma so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

 

yo mamma so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

 

yo mamma so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

 

yo mamma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

 

yo mamma so ugly George Lucas cast her in The Jedi Strikes Back as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume!!!

 

 

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yo momo's so ugly, she looked out the window and got done for indecent exposure

 

your mammas so poor when she takes out the whellie bin evereyone thinks shes moving house

 

your mammas so fat she has her own postcode

 

your mammas so fat when she steps on the scales they say one at a time please

 

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

 

 

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yo momo's so ugly, she looked out the window and got done for indecent exposure

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i put that one

 

u cant copy me

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what was this thread about again???

 

 

 

........Replying to Right Read!!

 

oh i remember that, at the start it was lisa sayin right stop bein a bunch of rowdy cows eh? haha!

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Yeah, that was it.......I think it was way back on page 2 that it all went a bit pear shaped.

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Whats crawled up your arse ginge?

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Do you seriously want to know???

 

 

OK...all the petty bickering and arguing over NOTHING. I know I dont frequent this board as much as I use to but its starting to feel like I'm back on that god awful GURN.

 

This use to be a happy, friendly board, everyone knew everyone else....nearly....and the serious arguments were rare, and when they did happen, they were sorted out or forgotten within a few posts. Now its page after page of pathetic squabbling, things said in jest are being taken the wrong way and indirect but obvious slanderous comments are becoming more regular. No offence to the mods but blocks, suspensions and barrings should of happened AGES ago but they didnt.

 

I've got alot of friends on here (well I think I have) and I know I dont come out hardly anymore but I dont want to start changing my views of them just because of a few "school kid" rows.

 

Now please, can we finally have some kind of control and order coz its making my lovely ginger locks go white with stress and that just aint who I am. no.gif

 

OK...rant over.

 

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things said in jest are being taken the wrong way and indirect

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Sorry Ginge, I DISAGREE STRONGLY. Soem people can just get far to big for their boots and think they is Top Dawg roflmao.gifw00t.gif

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