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A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking.

He looks to see what she's cooking and sees one of his socks in the frying pan

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

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I had A LUSH BREKKIE THIS MORNING - JAM N BANNANA TOASTIE WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON THE TOP PROPER FULL OF CALORIES COS I HADNT EATEN SINCE FRIDAY NIGHT

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im starting 2 worry about your diet kate

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its different lol

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its a case of eat fcuk all at the weekend, mondays munch whatever i fancy then rabbit food all week lol

 

 

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lol.gif ill let u off then chuck

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im shit at sticking to anthing on mondays i feel like dying today my backs fcking killing need a nice hunky bloke to oil me down n give me a massage

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anyone in particular

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ive only got KY here, i could lube u up instead of waxing down if thats any help, if so, count me in smile.gif

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depends what you intend tio do with me when you've got me lubed up . . .

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