Breakfast

[Shaney_R]

> A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen

cooking.

> He looks to see what she's cooking and sees one of his socks in the

frying

> pan

> "What are you doing?" he asks.

> "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very

> drunk," she replied.

> Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't

> remember asking her to cook my sock..."

 

[fifedjdomo]

ahahaha lol quite good

took me a wee bit to get it but i got it now

[EmmaBlu]

hahaha

[Guest]

[Miss Minx]

I had A LUSH BREKKIE THIS MORNING - JAM N BANNANA TOASTIE WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON THE TOP PROPER FULL OF CALORIES COS I HADNT EATEN SINCE FRIDAY NIGHT

[Shaney_R]

im starting 2 worry about your diet kate

[Miss Minx]

why?

[Shaney_R]

its different lol

[Miss Minx]

its a case of eat fcuk all at the weekend, mondays munch whatever i fancy then rabbit food all week lol

 

 

[Shaney_R]

ill let u off then chuck

[Miss Minx]

im shit at sticking to anthing on mondays i feel like dying today my backs fcking killing need a nice hunky bloke to oil me down n give me a massage

[Shaney_R]

anyone in particular

[Miss Minx]

you lol

[Shaney_R]

ive only got KY here, i could lube u up instead of waxing down if thats any help, if so, count me in

[Miss Minx]

depends what you intend tio do with me when you've got me lubed up . . .