Work and Prison

[Ginge]

The Difference between prison and work

 

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

 

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

 

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

 

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

 

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.

 

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

 

IN PRISON! ...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

 

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

 

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

inside bars.

 

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers

 

[fifedjdomo]

its so true

 

but u earn money from workin n u get sweet F.A for bein in prison except for a bad reputation

[Guest NeoN]

 

so true

[EmmaBlu]

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

 

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you dont even have to pay for yours

[Ginge]

The joys of management

[EmmaBlu]

yes i know.....comp comp comp comp comp fuckin comp

[Ginge]

Cajun chicken sandwiches with cheeses and bacon....best thing on the menu.

 

YUMMY!!!

[EmmaBlu]

they are nice aslong as ken dont make them

 

 

[fifedjdomo]

i take it u two work in the same place or sumthin

[Guest]

actually u have to work in prison too

its actually prisoners who cook, clean and do all sorts of stupid jobs inside and that normal day time shift hours for about 7 quid a day jus so they can buy there own toiletries, magazines, food, snacks, fags ect and some are in sometimes cos not there fault, others for defending themselves or someone they love as a friend of mine did

[Louise]

and there goes that joke!!!

Edited June 20, 2005 by Louise

[Miss Minx]

my thoughts exactly Lou lmao

 

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

 

Too true in this place regardless of the emails i send around some dirty bitch still hovers - i use the disabled

[Guest]

erm jus cos i pointed out a fact with a smilie in it dont mean the joke has gone

[Claire DC]

and there goes that joke!!! 

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Talk about killing the moment.

[Guest]

my thoughts exactly Lou lmao

 

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

 

Too true in this place regardless of the emails i send around some dirty bitch still hovers - i use the disabled

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OMG I thought there were just the dirty mingers at my place ... beats me the hygine of some people