20 reasons ladies to call it a night

[Miss Minx]

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling

your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest

dance move around!!!

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you

honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more

like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and

carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love

them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start

work.

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next

to you.

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology

teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a

table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so

you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic .

12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your

mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.

 

13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving

you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the

vodka.

14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the

kitchen floor.

15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this

the

WRONG WAY but..."

16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on

it.

17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you

happen to be standing)

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to

cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their

fault that you're having problems walking straight.

 

[fifedjdomo]

haha i like them - so true in many ways

[SexyNic]

at least it's not just me then

[Guest]

I can relate to a few of those

[LiamStyles]

So can I

[Guest]

 

Liking the avatar Liam

[LiamStyles]

*I am king*

[Miss Minx]

i can relate to almost all of em lol

 

only i puked on the loo with the seat down not peed on it

[LiamStyles]

Dirty bitch

[Miss Minx]

at least i made it to the bathroom

[Guest]

She has a valid point

[LiamStyles]

Id like an night on the tiles with you I think.

[Miss Minx]

You'd love it