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Whats your best and worst answer phone msgs youve heard

 

 

The one above is my nightmare one - as if i didnt fcking know you were an answer phone i actually thopught it was the kettle answering

 

My fave one was a guy and he just went "i cant answer the phone at the minute as im in hospital with an angry mole on my knob, please leave a message"

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My fave one was a guy and he just went "i cant answer the phone at the minute as im in hospital with an angry mole on my knob, please leave a message"

 

Could've been worse I suppose... Could've been a pissed off ferret with extra sharp claws.

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iVE BEEN BIT BY A FERRETT THEYRE NASTY BUGGARS. AND IVE BEEN BIT BY A GOAT

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iVE BEEN BIT BY A FERRETT THEYRE NASTY BUGGARS. AND IVE BEEN BIT BY A GOAT

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So you're saying you've got animal attraction?

w: www.bukeytheloon.com
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msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com

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